E depois as vacas é que andam loucas!!!!1

Katie Melua

Esta menina não contente em ser linda, ainda tinha que ter uma voz divinal.
ODEIO-A!!!!!!

Agora a sério a menina é linda e tem uma das melhores vozes que eu ouvi nos últimos tempos.
Oiçam vejam comprem (ou pirateiem tanto faz...)


"Blame It On The Moon"

Gonna blame it on the moon,
Didn't want to fall in love again so soon.

I was fine, feeling strong,
Didn't want to fall in love with anyone.

Now that it's gone too far to call for a halt,
I'll blame it on the moon
'Cause it's not my fault;
I didn't think that this would happen so soon
So I'll blame it on the moon.

I was happy to be free
Didn't think I'd give myself so easily.

Guilty feelings in the night
As I wonder is it wrong to feel so right.

Now that it's gone too far to call for a halt,
I'll blame it on the moon
'Cause it's not my fault;
I didn't think that this would happen so soon
So I'll blame it on the moon.

Gonna blame it on the moon,
Didn't want to fall in love again so soon.

I was fine, feeling strong,
Didn't want to fall in love with anyone.

Now that it's gone too far to call for a halt,
I'll blame it on the moon
'Cause it's not my fault;
I didn't think that this would happen so soon
So I'll blame it on the moon



THE CLOSEST THING TO CRAZY

How can I think I'm standing strong
Yet feel the air beneath my feet?
How can happiness feel so wrong?
How can misery feel so sweet?

How can you let me watch you sleep
Then break my dreams the way you do?
How can I have got in so deep?
Why did I fall in love with you?

This is the closest thing to crazy I have ever been
Feeling twenty-two, acting seventeen
This is the nearest thing to crazy I have ever known
I was never crazy on my own:
And now I know that there's a link between the two
Being close to craziness and being close to you

How can you make me fall apart
Then break my fall with loving lies?
It's so easy to break a heart
It's so easy to close your eyes

How can you treat me like a child
Yet like a child I yearn from you?
How can anyone feel so wild?
How can anyone feel so blue?

This is the closest thing to crazy I have ever been
Feeling twenty-two, acting seventeen
This is the nearest thing to crazy I have ever known
I was never crazy on my own:
And now I know that there's a link between the two
Being close to craziness and being close to you.

Exames nacionais

Aqui há tempos defendia-se a Ex.ma Sra. Ministra da Educação (o respeito é bonito), dizendo que não havia facilitismos na avaliação dos alunos e outras coisas que tal.
A verdade é que o facto de passarem um aluno que termina o ano lectivo com apenas uma positiva (a Educação Física) não é facilitismo... não senhor. É... outro sinónimo que de momento não me ocorre.

A solução passava por substituir os tão mal afamados Exames Nacionais por exames adequados às realidades de cada comunidade.

Por exemplo:

SINAIS

Às vezes encontramos símbolos ou sinais que não conseguimos interpretar correctamente, outras vezes os génios criativos que os fazem são verdadeiramente geniais e a gente percebe à primeira.

Para o primeiro caso aqui fica um exemplo de uma incorrecta interpretação:

Já para o segundo foi bem mais fácil encontrar exemplos.
Gostava de conhecer os génios que imaginaram estes conselhos e sinais (ou então espero nunca me cruzar com quem os inspirou):

Haverá quem precise destes conselhos?????????????????????????????????